Etta Thorpe

The SpewYawker

Down the Rabbit Hole I Go....

Tongue Tied!

Don't know what to write?

Yuh Tink Mi Easy!

To you, I bequeath my dead body!

Taxwise #3

Taxwise #2

Taxwise #1

Jack of One Trade and Master of it!

Have a northwest cocktail...

More than words can say

The accidental pregnancy!

They shall come....

Just as I am!

I am woman....

The robot will see you now

Sinning in Sin City

Let your money work for you

I see Wall Street from Main Street!

Save the last dance for me....

Minus the fuel to the fire

Catch a wave

All by myself!

Do the wild thing !

A gift that keeps on giving!

The footmobiles

Do you Adidas?

Writing well, your ticket to open doors

It' not Coronation Street....

Tricks my father taught me

It's not soccer, it's passion

Soccer

My soccer mom, the dad!

If only my dad were around....

We are not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy!

baise, nous avons Paris

When in Rome

OK, where are my nuts?

Don't take my word for it, guilt sells

The walk of shame!

1-800-the house always wins

Sins and secrets

Sin City, Las Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Coconut wireless

Foot in mouth

Cut throat competition

Bottle and glass

Grand Canyon, I can see clearly now

Arizona, colour me happy!

Ain't my rodeo!

Lunch and learn

On the road again

Not indexed for inflation

Gifting Strategies

Hot air balloon capital of the world

What the hell was I not thinking?

The lone star state

Trekking it on the Cheap!

Where’s the beef?

So near, yet so far!

Tax I do or Tax I don't?

Happy Easter!

I am you, trust me!

Always pay yourself first!

All that jazz!

Taking it easy, in the Big Easy!

A bite of the Big Apple!

Strut that Scandal

Be All. End All.

Excuse me, are you paying my bills?

Just not his marrying material!

Spent capital isn't bankable capital!

The truth is...

War of the colours!

Serendipity

You are the one allowed to vote!

Big, Bold and Beautiful

It's duck calling night

One of my favorite scenes from Breaking Bad

I am getting married in the morning

The Cadbury Flake

Thinking through the box

Playing dumb is good

Come away with me

Being Etta Thorpe

Life, interrupted!

Lover's Concerto

Monday, Monday

Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon

Leaving Las Vegas

A voice

I kissed a book, and I liked it!

Let's not be childish

Are you hungry?

The National Dress of Japan

Is it Spring yet?

The reign of the cherry blossoms

Take off your shoes, please!

When in Japan, make it bento!

Hachiko, we love you!

Cool Runnings

Making a living

You have got to eat!

Powder puff your messaging slangs!

Polar opposites

Don't toy with my emotions

I think, therefore I am

Does the end justifies the means?

Isn't she lovely!

Being paid to think!

Recycled Resolutions

Sums up the weather Down Under!

The diaper dilemma

Snapchat! No creepers. Just weepers!

The Onset of Inevitability

One of those times

Got Ketchup!

Beggers can be choosers

Scuffed shoes tell no tale

Which one is the clown?

What an irony in this Obfuscation

It sprung a leak!

War of the paints!

Brain dump stirs the dust!

Laid by the best!

No time like time

She fled the table when the doctor said cut her open

When the music stops....

Break away!

I've got some game!

This is my ticket out of here....

Up and away goes the iron bird!

Dust in the wind

Bff, my foot!

The crop circle

Words can bring you down!

Where is passion?

Such mistakes

She's a man eater

Cut the cheese, already!

Cross over to the other side

Where's life's manual?

I am curious

Move over Energizer......

Spent capital is not bankable capital

My sugar and Old Spice was everything nice

Wanga gut!

Are you a spreader or a dipper?

Happy Mother's Day!

Rent My Man!

There are more questions than answers.....

You can do a 180 degrees of separation

Write me a prescription......

Do we have texting chemistry?

Feeling Foolish!

Where's the 'L' in ubiquity

Can you teach me to fly a kite, daddy?

The tea of life.....

Water once a day....

Where's the match?

On becoming a virtual ghost town!

Please sign that big check!

Whose graph is it, anyway?

If you could take it back, cry you a river of tears

Getting a cat in a bag!

Don't you just love New York City!

Be my mon on time….!

Got equilibrium?

The road to hell is paved with good intentions!

Sometimes there's just no safety net!

Thinking without a box!

Au naturel!

Bewattled!

I'm so not good at the advice thingy....

If music be the food of love, play on

It's time for my medication, huh!

Are those your eyeballs.....

I wish we were better strangers....

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself.......

Copyright that before......

Hoping for a world....

Pull your finger out.....

Doctor, heed thyself!

It's not electric, it's eclectic!

It's not you, it's me.....

A spot of tea and crumpets, please!

It's not lemonade.....

A motherlode..........

Does it suds like Sudsils?

Tell it like it ain't

Check

Alcohol and calculus don't mix!

Where there's a will.....

What's with the evil eye?

That's not happiness to see me!

Y’wanna piece of me, sweetie?

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!

Which way to the electric chair?

donc nous avons à la fois l'aime dans le cul, OK!

I've got my running shoes on, baby!

I was not born this big!

Broken. Don't fix

Vinegar and lime

Give it with total abandonment!

Did I say that out loud?

Where good times go to die...

The two back beast!

Don't want to give away all the surprises

In for a penny in for a pound