LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
