Bosom Buddies, Delicates
Admittedly I do a lot of brain farts, so I am going to switch it up and play respect to arse farts. Note to arse; when on a safari in Africa or travelling across India or China for that matter, I will exculpate Japan where shi**ing in a hole in the ground is the order of the day, this priceless travel tip the YUPPIE's Lonely Planet trekking guide will not tell you. Here goes, if you know that you have a weak bladder, get the runs or have an uncontrollable leaky arse, then why would false pride make you leave civilization without your adult diapers or waterless wash?
