Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

Mooning over Miami

Before you take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, you are sooooo into this man or this woman, you have contact gadgets coming out of the wazoo. 

I am talking iphones, ipads, Blackberrys, smartphones; not to mention those other headache tablets; waiting for one, if not all to buzz or light up, then viola! only to look and see it's from someone you don't give a damn about. Against your better judgment, isad you answer it, and immediately bite off the person's head....