Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

Listen people, I don't know how much I have to pucking spell it out, I am an intellectual snob; I am a pucking high class virago; A Jamaican ole neaga, think shower bad words! I push my own door and occasionally my own hood when I can find him or it.

So, don't be smelling your pucking self and come on Facebook and scold a big old rass hole grey mare like me! Look, I do not 'get off' or 'jerk off', to appease anyone's sensibilities. Don't state the pucking obvious, or pigeon hole my intentions and do me a pucking favour, keep your judgmental closeted and constipated thoughts to yourself.

If you cannot discern the mere subtleties between inferences and implications or between allude and elude, just shake your pucking confused head, click the 'like' button or be on your pucking way!