Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering
Eat to live
One Christmas Day back in the States, I dolled up for this Christmas lunch of salad, turkey and rolls. Luckily, I had an open dinner invitation to an authentic Jamaican Christmas 'nyam til yu wonga gut buss' kind of spread!
No badda gwine likka sey oonu no nyam nuff food to... Jamaicans love dem plate ah food a brim ova. Mi neva meet a Jamaican man who neva love dem gut. Dem de man de kno inna no fancy cooking, cuz di fuss ting dem a go sey is ' Etta, a wha di bombo dis a gi big man fi eat' -
One time, mi a bruck up wid dis man over di phone while im a gwapp down some bickle, mi sey, it neva fase di craven man, im jus nyam as if nuttin happin a rass!!!!
