Muttering, Stuttering & Suffering

Of Mars

Men do not want to be controlled or have the hot pudding for supper held hostage or rationed.

I work very closely with a Casanova, who tells me that there was this woman and in the height of passion told her that her tasty and sweet pudding bar none, of course, this fool let 'puck talk' flew into her head.

So, one day they had a disagreement, and she tried to rub his nose in it, as he headed for the door, " you will be back for this kitty, you can't live without this cat," and he took one look back and said, "watch this" and jumped in his car....drove away and stayed away!