Muttering, Stuttering & Suffering
My friend, Joe Holmes, is now a horse
When Jamaican exports return home for a visit, one of the foremost things on most minds, is what people are going to say.
A few years ago, a friend of mine decided to take a vacation after a long hiatus from Jamaica, anyway, she barely could catch her breath of some fresh yard breeze, before one of her relatives greeted her with " lawd, a wey yu a big ago," Grant you, she did put on a few pounds, but those tactless words, mashed up her whole vacation.
Sometime ago, I was going with this guy, and the first thing my friend said to me, " I hope you are not planning to have kids with that ugly looking man, as they would not be easy on the eyes," and I could hear the echoes from the shrills of one of my relative's voice from yard, "A wha dat yu gaw a foreign go pick, try yu best and no breed fi dat"
