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April 15, 2012

Tired and feeling foolish

 So, many years ago, I am on this presumably romantic get away with friends to the Isles of Scilly  -Form an archipelago off the southwestern tip of the Cornish peninsula of Great Britain.

Anyhow,  as Elaine in a Seinfeld episode, puts it,  “Yada, Yada,  Yada”  the return trip of the ferry was awful at worst, and awkward at best. There was I, sprawled helplessly on the boat’s filthy floor, amongst  many other sickened and exhausted passengers.

Succumbed to churning stomachs, spinning head motions and buckling feet caused by the wretchedness of sea sickness, resulting from the raging and blustery choppy waters. 

Then and there, I made my peace with God and asked him to take me home, to heaven, that is……a dreadful experience, to say the least!