Me: My chest area is itching and I am seeing some swelling

Him: What did you eat for breakfast and  lunch?

Me: I had crackers and OJ for breakfast then at lunch I barely ate some bbq chicken and raw veg and I drank water.

Him: hmmm just get some Benadryl

Me: Yes later when I get home, I don’t want to sleep and drive. (snaps a pic of the swelling and sent it to him) Here see for your self it is now irritated

Him: (Looks on picture) yeah true… or you just want to show me your breast Dee?

Me… You don’t see the swelling, tears, how could you say such a thing while I sit here itching, your not being nice.

Him: I am laughing and I shouldn’t be. Its just that if we were home and you took them out to show me that is what I would have said.

Me: hahaha very funny.. I never took them out anyways..

Him: sorry baby, love you...

Me:  yeah right :P (back to itching)